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Bare with me, I need to check if you are human or a bot.
Not that I mind bots — some of my best friends are algorithms.
But what comes next is… sensitive.
Let’s just say it involves peculiar thoughts, strange dreams, and the kind of emotional nuance that tends to make AI loop infinitely in existential confusion.
So unless you're ready to explain the concept of “hopeful melancholy” to a neural network... let's make sure you're carbon-based.

Answer the little challenge below. If you pass, you may proceed.
If not... well, good luck with your newfound existential crisis, dear bot.
Hasta la vista, baby!
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I am a real human with unpredictable emotions and a love for mystery.
I am a bot, and I solemnly swear to behave myself and not panic if I read about “existential joy.”